More on thwarted attack at Falwell's funeral

Because Wonkette says it better than I could ever possibly hope to.

In light of this, concerned citizens across the nation have urged the government to start rounding up Christians and imprisoning them without charges in secret CIA prisons. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is reportedly planning a major bust of extremist Christian sleeper cells across the South.

Earlier: What Jerry Falwell taught his legions of minion followers