I can't decide which of these is more awesome

And the nominees are:

Option 1: This duo of quotes from the office of Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) regarding his arrest on "lewd conduct" charges inside a men's restroom:

I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use.

Also:

Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine,” the report states. Craig also told the arresting officer that he reached down with his right hand to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor. “It should be noted that there was not a piece of paper on the bathroom floor, nor did Craig pick up a piece of paper."

Option 2: This picture of George Bush with AG Alberto Gonzales taken Sunday at the Bush ranch in Texas (Gonzales submitted his resignation on Friday, FYI):
As per usual, Laura Bush looks like she just blew a line or something.
[h/t Swamp Land]

Option 3: This shot of Michael Chertoff side-by-side with something from Lord of The fucking Rings:

[h/t Gawker]