Mitt Romney doesn't want you to know where he stands today

Not only is Mitt Romney too popular to participate in the YouTube debates, and a dog hater, and a Republican from Massachusetts who wants to be President only slightly more than he wants to do business with Iran, oh and don't forget a Mormon, but he's also really pissed off that we've got questions for him!

Asked about abortion rights last week, Mitt Romney grew exasperated and said: "I'm pro-life; it would be great if we could just leave it at that."

Oh hey there, that's kinda what happens when you change your position every even numbered year, you ass goblin.

But as his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination progresses, Romney is revealing more complex thoughts on the subject for which he has already been labeled a flip-flopper. It shows even his current position defies easy labels or rote town-hall meeting answers.

Before audiences in early voting Iowa and New Hampshire, where Romney leads in the polls, the former Massachusetts governor insisted he wants the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade and allow the states to determine their own abortion policies. He said it's preferable to the "one-size-fits-all" federal approach embedded in the court's 1973 landmark decision that established a constitutional right to abortion.

Let's be honest, though. Mitt Romney doesn't even want to leave it up to the states! He has said in the past that he supports a "Human Life Amendment" for the Constitution that would ban abortion nationwide. Then again, that quote was from more than 24 hours ago so who knows where he stands at this very moment!