Senator Larry "Bathroom stall" Craig's missed connection!
Senator Larry "Bathroom stall" Craig (R-ID) seems to have missed the connection with one possible suitor in the DC Union Station bathroom!
Sen. Larry Craig - missed connection - m4m
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Date: 2007-08-29, 2:16PM EDT
Hey, Larry, we exchanged glances in the men's bathroom in Union Station last year. Initially, I thought I was imagining that you were cruising me, but after recent "revelations" in the news of your bathroom cruising prowess, I *knew* it was you!
Too bad I didn't understand what you were doing when I was taking a crap in a bathroom stall while you nervously were pacing outside my stall door and periodically peeking inside.
I should've known you were cruising me when you then sat in the stall next to mine and kept moving your foot into my stall and tapping it. I just figured you were trying to squeeze a big poop out and were having trouble with it and you were squirming about ha ha.
And then when you reached under our stall divider and flailed your hand about a few times, I figured you were just having a momentary epileptic seizure.
I'm sorry I was so dense and unaware of the ways and signals of bathroom cruising. If I had realized you were cruising me, we could've had some HOT sex. You could've spanked me while you told me that I was a "naughty, naughty bad boy" (just like you said Bill Clinton was in 1999 on "Meet the Press").
SIDEBAR --> On January 24, 1999, during the Clinton impeachment, Senator Craig told Tim Russert on Meet the Press: "The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy."
But since we had a missed connection, I guess I can only leave such thoughts as fantasy, only to hopefully be realized as reality someday :)
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