LIVEBLOG SURGE PART 2: George Bush's final State of the Union speech
[Earlier: LIVEBLOG: George Bush's final State of the Union speech]
9:36pm - He's reminding us what happened on September 11, 2001. Rudy Giuliani (the mayor and owner of 9/11) is soooo happy right now!
9:38pm - We're going to have a SURGE in Afghanistan now!
9:40pm - SURGE SURGE SURGE!
9:41pm - SURGE! The Iraqi's launched some sort of grassroots SURGE (WTF?) IN Iraq! American SURGE!
9:42pm - Hey look there's the oldest man (538 years old) in the world John Warner again!
9:47pm - Progress! Surge! Progress! Surge!
9:49pm - Forces of extremism in "the holy land."
9:50pm - Condi Rice looks like a dragon! She also looks stoned..
9:53pm - Oh hey there, did you know the terrorists still want to kill us!
9:55pm - To protect you from terrorist we have to listen in on your phone calls, read your emails, and oh hey.. install cameras in public bathrooms too!
10:00pm - Hooray! Now we're going to get a history lesson on how the Constitution was drafted.
10:01pm - HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT! The state of our union will remain strong! HAHAAHAH!
10:02pm - GOD BLESS AMERICA! It's finally over!!
10:03pm - CNN reports that Hillary and Obama still haven't spoken to each other. As I said in part one of the liveblog, they were only sitting about 10 feet from each other!
10:10pm - The NPR FactWatch blog calls Bush a lying liar!
And now, lets liveblog the Democratic rebuttal!
2 comments:
hey i agree on the condi stoned thing
she's in my 'stoned at the union' video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4_3Vf3GK0
I was just being sarcastic. :)
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