More on thwarted attack at Falwell's funeral

Because Wonkette says it better than I could ever possibly hope to.

In light of this, concerned citizens across the nation have urged the government to start rounding up Christians and imprisoning them without charges in secret CIA prisons. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is reportedly planning a major bust of extremist Christian sleeper cells across the South.

Earlier: What Jerry Falwell taught his legions of minion followers

What Jerry Falwell taught his legions of minion followers

Apparently a Liberty University student was arrested in Lynchburg a short while ago carrying "explosives." Just what was he planning to do with those explosives? Kill protesters, of course!!!!! How Christian-like of him.

UPDATE: If they don't agree with you, kill them!

Authorities arrested a Liberty University student for having several gasoline-based bombs in his car.

The student, 19-year-old Mark Ewell of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service. The devices were made of a combination of gasoline and detergent, a law enforcement official told ABC News' Pierre Thomas. The devices were "slow burn," according to the official, and would not have been very destructive.

Three other suspects are being sought, one of whom is a soldier from Fort Benning, Ga., and another is a high school student. No information was available on the third person.

Developing...

For those trying to sugar coat the death of Falwell

For those trying to sugar coat the death of hate squad leader Jerry Falwell (::cough:: Al Sharpton), take a look at this. It's a video of Falwell just last week reaffirming his belief that gays, feminists, and Liberals are all responsible for the September 11 attacks.