God punishes Texas for being so shitty

Remember how Pat Robertson and other crazy religious fundies are always running around touching themselves, starting pretend universities, and claiming that natural disasters are the work of God to punish gays, and blacks, and Democrats, and Muslims, and Jews, and the like? Yeah? Well, Texas isn't doing so hot these days with all the recent flooding, and now it's about to get worse as Tropical Storm Erin makes landfall along the Texas coast! Hooray for punishing the state that brought us George Bush (or at least the state he likes to pretend he hails from).