Word on the street: Child molesters and crack addicts!

DC's favorite ex-mayor/crack addict, and current city councilman/crack addict Marion Barry is the new BFFL of a now homeless Michael Jackson! [Fox News]

Michael Vick offered plea deal from piss poor excuse of a prosecutor. [VA Pilot]

Self loathing Barack Obama joins the "Blame America Americans first crowd;" officially (finally) declares war on his own campaign. [RTD/AP]

The real death toll in Iraq included 99 soldier suicides last year. [AP]

Big fat Karl Rove pretty much locks up the Presidency for Hillary. [CNN]