Meth abusing Ted Haggard claims he's cured of homosexuality

A reader email notified me earlier today that the meth abusing hypocritical Ted Haggard has been cured of his homosexuality!!! This is such great news. I mean, after three years of sleeping with a male prostitute, and purchasing meth, Haggerd has been cured after only three weeks of therapy!

So yeah, I'll start taking bets as to how long it is before he sleeps with another man now.

Although, before I do that, I have to ask, if Homosexuality is "curable," and "a choice" as many degenerates on the right seem to thing, WHY IN THE HELL, would I, as a human being (who wouldn't want to BE something that draws so much hate from so many people), CHOOSE to be gay? Seriously, think about it. Next I guess we're going to "cure" some one's race or gender by using "therapy" right?

These people are pathetic, gullible, and a cancer to society.

Other bloggers covering include Towleroad, and AmericaBlog. The New York Times has a rather amusing article up too.