Showing posts with label Week In Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week In Review. Show all posts

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Week in review: Let's drop the ghey bomb!

  • Dropping the ghey bomb on the ninth annual Starscape music & arts festival in Baltimore!

  • Dropping the ghey bomb on the Muslims, Mexicans, Canadians, Britons, New Yorkers, Brazilians, Howard Dean, CNN, Hillary Clinton, Arabs, and basically anyone else who isn't a rich, straight, white, Jesus loving bigot.

  • We're even dropping the ghey bomb on gun control!

  • Dear Richmond, I hate you! xoxo, The Colette

  • Saturday, June 09, 2007

    Week in review: Harlots "R" Us!

    Oh hey there! I'm Fred Barnes, and I support global warming!

    Funny crack cocaine stories seem to follow Marion Barry like a shadow.

    Everyone wants a piece of that action.

    Whackette scores the comment of the week year!

    Back to jail for Paris Hilton. "Do you love it?"

    Saturday, June 02, 2007

    Week in review: Killary still needs a new campaign song

    Boeing loves torture, so fuck you ACLU!

    Mitt Romney has a new bffl!

    Bill Richardson is (still) a Mexican, and he likes baseball, too!

    George Macacawitz Allen vows to protect us from all those who aren't exactly like us!!!!!11!!1111!

    Don't forget to vote for Hillary Clinton's REAL campaign song here.

    Friday, May 25, 2007

    Week in review: Let's have drinks and dance

    Yes, it's only Friday, but I'm off to New Jersey for the weekend, and also going to Whistle music festival tomorrow night in Philly!! So this week's Week in review comes a day early...

    Jerry Falwell was thrown in the ground.

    Daily Whackjob continues their complete ownage of the VA blogosphere.

    Meanwhile, a Liberty "University" student planned to bomb an anti-gay group of Christians for protesting fellow Christian, and anti-gay hatemonger Falwell's funeral (WTF LOLZ TONGUETWISTERZ!)

    George Bush fell to a new low, while gas prices hit another all time high, and another one!

    Federal Government puts MySpace.com in charge of the intrawebnetz.com!

    Let's have fun and blow up the planet too!

    Michelle Obama bitch slaps the GOP, Keith Olbermann backhands both parties.

    Line up kids, we're all gonna get raped by Sallie Mae!!

    Bill Richardson becomes the 333rd candidate to officially join the Presidential race.

    Oh, and, in honor of teh Whistlez muzik festivalz:

    Saturday, May 19, 2007

    Week in review: To hell and back!

    Rapture occurs, ignorant bigot Jerry Falwell is the only one taken.

    Tommy Thompson pulls another lame excuse out of his ass as to why he endorsed homophobia at the first Republican debate.

    Senator Jim Webb votes no on bill that would set the stage for a U.S. withdrawal from Iraq.

    Saturday, May 12, 2007

    Week in review: Mir geht's gut!

    Alex Davis wants you to know he loves guns and totally has the hots for Jesus, also claims to know some gay people.

    Wonkette demonstrates how to fill a news hole.

    CNN International plays sick joke on the entire planet.

    DC Metro to provide free circus act entertainment at subway stations across the imperial District!

    The New Dominion doesn't like being called a bigot for giving preference to whites over all other races.

    Gay hater Tommy Thompson needs to terminate the entirety of his incompetent staff